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Post subject: Ohio State University is a lame college
 Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 03:48 AM
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| The Buckeyes are so lame. They only won 1 game out of 3 against the Big 10 and are not even a top 25 team. So, my idea is that the lame buckeye beer be kept out of Oberin and replaced with a beer from a winning team. |
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Post subject: RE: Ohio State University is a lame college
Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 07:08 AM
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| BUCKEYES SUCK! Finally someone agrees! |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 08:04 AM
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| Gelito is a lame player. My idea is that we replace him with someone who enjoys drinking and doesn't care what the beer is called! |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 09:10 AM
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O Buckeye, Buckeye, wherefore art thou Buckeye?
Deny thy college and refuse thy name;
'Tis but thy name that is my enemy:
Thou art thyself, though not a Buckeye.
What's Buckeye? It is nor taste nor smell,
Nor chill nor froth, nor any other part
Belonging to a drink. O be some other name!
What's in a name? That which we call a beer
By any other word would taste as bitter;
So Buckeye would, were it not Buckeye call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which it owes
Without that title. Buckeye, doff thy name,
and for thy name, which is no part of thee,
Give all thyself.
*curtsy* |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 10:17 AM
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Ahem.... It's THE Ohio State University, if you are going to be a hater, at least get it right  |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 02:53 PM
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| It is still a lame college with a football team fighting for last place, not in the BCS top 25, no bowl bid prospect, and gathers support from fans in an online fantasy role playing game because it is difficult to gather support anywhere else. The beer idea is silly. A vainglorious attempt to bring attention to a loser team. No problem. I will help. Pay attention all. The buckeyes are a loser team. If calling out a losing team fighting for last place in their division makes me a hater, then so be it. I will wear the HATER name like a badge. I also want to change my idea. As there is no football, loser team like the buckeyes or otherwise, the beer would enhance the game if it was just beer, or local ale, or some other Oberin related name. Calling it buckeye beer just associates the game with LOSERS! Buckeye losers. |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 02:58 PM
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ìWanna hear a Buckeye joke?î The guy replies, ìWell, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I am 6′ tall, 200 lbs. and I am an Ohio State graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6í2″, 225 lbs., and he is an Ohio State graduate. The guy right next to him is 6í5″, 250lbs., and he is also an Ohio State graduate. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke?î The first guy says, ìNo, not if Iím going to have to explain it three times.î |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 02:59 PM
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| Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed and the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadnít colored in two of the books yet. |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 03:00 PM
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| More reasons why the buckeye beer is lame and should be sheleved: A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ìYour first job will be to sweep the store.î But, Iím a OSU graduate,î the young man replied indignantly, ìI even played football there!î ìOh, Iím sorry. I didnít know that,î said the manager. ìHere, give me the broom, I better show you howî. |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 03:01 PM
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| The kind of losers associated with the buckeye beer drinking in a bar: Two Ohio State football players were hootiní and holleriní while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. ìTwo months?!î exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, ìYeah, the box said 4 ñ 6 years!î |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 04:09 PM
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| Gelito I have a feeling you might die quite a bit during the next RTQ... |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 05:42 PM
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| How can you dis free beer!? |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 07:18 PM
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| These jokes aren't even funny... but since half my family is from ohio all i have to say is GO BUCKEYES!!! |
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 07:20 PM
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What a troll...
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Posted: Oct 30, 2011 - 07:38 PM
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How can you dis free beer!?
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I agree with Gawr. |
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