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Post subject: The Sting of a Gaper  PostPosted: Mar 07, 2012 - 04:57 AM
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Year 437
Dancing Moon
Day 162

I, Foxeron, had just returned from my usual tasks of gathering resources when I saw Lenard at the bank. Knowing Lenard's old age and his recent reappearance I thought it would only be right to stop and have a small chat. Soon after I began speaking with him Neblin and Corgi strolled in as conspicuous as two people could be. They were babbling about some fragment they wanted to sell and a few other lesser items. Neblin seemed to be teaching Corgi how to con people out of their money as Corgi continuously kept over-pricing the items she was selling. While all of this was going on a gaper appeared... This being seemed to be one of an earlier time whose appearance was and is probably still unknown to everyone present... But while there, this gaper had a very interesting conversation with I.


(Corgi): Gaper!
(Serancha): there she is now!
(Corgi): my alt is in lerlin
You can't attack that creature.
(Serancha): Darling, this rogue is bothering me
(Gaper): Hi
(Corgi): *poke*
(Corgi): Hi Very Happy
(Neblin): !!!
(Neblin): Gaper!
(Foxeron): Gaper?
(Corgi): My nmae is Corgi
(Foxeron): Could you teach me?
(Corgi): wanna be best friends???
(Foxeron): Black magic?
(Gaper): No
(Corgi): *hugs*
(Serancha): Gapers don't do black magic silly
(Corgi): I love you too Gaper!
(Foxeron): What if I named the right price?
(Foxeron): I'll....
(Gaper): Your soul.
(Foxeron): Give you fifty gaper stalks!
(Corgi): Wanna go give Neblin a hug with me???
(Serancha): He would need one first...
(Corgi): *poke*
(Foxeron): A whole pack of fifty!
(Gaper): I'll poke you back if you poke me again.
(Corgi): *poke*
(Neblin): No
(Serancha): *grins*

(Foxeron): Freshly off the grill! If you teach me these magics...
(Serancha): sweet!
(Lenard): oh, look, a gaper, are these still poisonable?

*Gaper slays Foxeron with lightning bolt*

(Kelan): xD
(Gaper): Oops
(Gaper): Missed.
(Foxeron): . . . . . .. . . . . . . . .. . .
(Lenard): lmao
(Lenard): lolol
(Gaper): I guess I have to teach you black magic now.
(Foxeron): No clerics . . . . .
(Serancha): hold on Fox
(Lenard): hey, win!
(Kelan): *cough*
(Luscinia): * pur shel des *
(Euchra): ><
(Luscinia): * pur *
(Euchra): * pur des *
(Gaper): First thing you do, is find the guy in black.
(Kelan): Bubbles
(Gaper): Marthonis.
(Euchra): Bubbles!
(Gaper): He'll teach you.
(Foxeron): You know him personally?
(Foxeron): Is he anything like you?
(Kelan): * clar ber bur *
(Foxeron): With the loose bolts.....
(Gaper): He's not a gaper.
(Foxeron): Haha! I see...

(Foxeron): Well... I suppose death is a way of discovery...
(Foxeron): And you think Marthonis?
(Foxeron): Will listen?
(Euchra): Marthonis is undead I think
(Gaper): Probably not.

(Foxeron): That wizard is ancient...
(Foxeron): ....
(Euchra): He's a brutal fellow
(Foxeron): Hmmm.
(Foxeron): I will take all of what you've said as truth...
(Gaper): I'm sure if you had somthing he wanted, he'd talk to you.
(Euchra): haha
(Foxeron): Ahh...
(Euchra): never believe anything with that many eyes
(Euchra): *hiccup*
(Foxeron): And what would interest a necromancer?
(Euchra): the dead
(Luscinia): Dead bodies?
(Foxeron): ... If only he had a favorite food...
(Neblin): Your soul!
(Euchra): the dead don't need food
(Gaper): With Marthonis, anything powerful.
(Lenard): hehe

(Euchra): he already sold his soul to the gaper
(Foxeron): No Nebby... I need my soul .. and I see...
(Foxeron): Power...
(Neblin): No!
(Neblin): Don't do it!
(Foxeron): Doesn't Marthonis already have much power?
(Neblin): I don't want you making any deal with the gapers!
(Foxeron): What kind of power could he be searching for now?
(Euchra): He already did it
(Gaper): You don't know who Marthonis is?
(Neblin): In fact
(Euchra): the gaper owns his soul
(Neblin): Tear my contract up now!
(Gaper): I suggest you hit the local library.
(Lenard): i do, interesting fellow
(Euchra): He's very young, oh gaper
(Neblin): Take you power back, and give me some peace!
(Gaper): Foxeron is not young, he is older than you.
(Euchra): really?
(Neblin): The deal is off!
(Lenard): he just likes it under rocks
(Lenard): Razz
(Euchra): And he doesn't know who Marthonis is?

(Gaper): Apparently not.
(Foxeron): Hmmm...
(Foxeron): I do know who Marthonis is...
(Euchra): So replace young with ignorant?
(Foxeron): I can account...
(Euchra): Razz
(Foxeron): For most of his battles...
(Gaper): Inexperienced.
(Foxeron): That against the female blood mage..
(Euchra): That's the word
(Foxeron): Is one of the ones I currently study..
(Foxeron): But what you say confuses me...
(Gaper): Good luck with Marthonis, I'm sure he'll "Love" you.
(Euchra): Very Happy
(Foxeron): ...
(Foxeron): I don't understand...
(Euchra): *snickers*
(Corgi): *begs on knees,* please don't kill me all mighty Gaper!!!
(Neblin): Is he gone?

(End of Log)

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